Wealth Warrior Gifts

"A billion is a thousand million? Why wasn't I informed of this?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'Read an investment book that changed my life...please help.'

'My investment objective is to keep up with my neighbors, the Joneses, who just won the lottery.'

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

'I've had my cake and eaten it, too - Now I want the cake of others.'

'It started with enlightened self-interest and then spread to greed.'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

Investments - we support universal wealth care.

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

'Quality of life is your own business. Our specialty is quantity of life issues.'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

father and son

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

"I only got into politics to make money after I left."

Buisness Billionaires No 5 - "Well, it all started when I was sixteen and I sent away for one of those 'get rich quick' schemes."

"I finally acquired enough wealth to buy nearly anything I want but I can't remember what it was I wanted."

"That's what I like about the stock market - it's all about money!"

Rich react to higher taxes.

"And I say trickle down from the super-wealthy to the wealthy should be classified as income redistribution!"

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

'A liquid financial position is the best policy today'

'The rich get richer, the poorer get poorer..' '..And the comfortably off stay comfortably off!'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

Consuming the world's resources.

Bank Manager: 'No, you cannot give your money a hug.'

"Have you made enough money yet? No, me neither."

"Mr. Zonic is ready for the next prospective new client. Which one of you has the most money?"

"In keeping with my promise to spread the wealth, I'm giving you all a bigger piece of the pie."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"I'd like to change my investment strategy from aggressive to conservative."