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Campus. Professor Frump is the most respected faculty member here. All the other professors want to be noticed by him. This semester he's teaching three classes. But for some unknown reason lots of students are dropping the second one. He asked why this is happening. Hoping to impress him, sociology and economics scholars rushed to present him with their theories. I guess he should have been more specific when he questioned with the middle class is disappearing.
"We've been making record profits and I hear some of it is trickling down to the workers. We need to call a plumber to stop the leak."
"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"
"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"
'And finally, there is the universal solution.'
"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."
Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.
"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."
'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''
'The rich get richer, but what do the poor get?'
'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'
'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'
Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.
"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."
"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"
'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''
You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.
How Trickle Down Economics Work
"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"
Denmark: Begging is against the law!
'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'
"Don't worry, we'll never negotiate with the enemy."
"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."
Breaking Through
'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'
The rich, the poor and the terrorist...
"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."
Social security.
'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'
'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'
Piggy bank...cash cow.
"In keeping with my promise to spread the wealth, I'm giving you all a bigger piece of the pie."
'The rich get richer, the poorer get poorer..' '..And the comfortably off stay comfortably off!'
Captain Thomas Coram.
Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.
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