Wealth Distribution Enthusiast Gifts

'Honesty is the best policy... for the 99%.'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

'The rich get richer, but what do the poor get?'

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

"Don't worry, we'll never negotiate with the enemy."

Financial Eyesight

Mark Zuckerberg

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

Business Philosophy 101.

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

'Amy, cancel all my appointments. I have enough money.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

'Money is the sixth sense that allows the others to be appreciated!'

"Millions is craft. Billions is art."