Wealth Distribution Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Honesty is the best policy... for the 99%.'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

'The rich get richer, but what do the poor get?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Financial Eyesight

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

"Don't worry, we'll never negotiate with the enemy."

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'Amy, cancel all my appointments. I have enough money.'

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

Business Philosophy 101.

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

Bankers Christmas Bonus Dome.

"Millions is craft. Billions is art."

'If you wanted to become rich, you shouldn't have become a doctor. You should have become an investment counselor.'