Wealth Distribution T-Shirts

Economic theory office with two boxes on desk - 'the rich get richer' and 'the poor get poorer'.

"You have nothing to complain about....your side is growing too!"

'I try to help when I can.'

'All hail, our economic Overlords!'

"Don't worry, we'll never negotiate with the enemy."

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

Fat Cat Balloon

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Comparing our salaries with the workers' salaries makes me cry...with laughter!"

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

'The rich get richer, but what do the poor get?'

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker."

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

Surveys and economic interests

"It's my birthday. Churn out some hype."

"We'll discuss the ethics of the matter if you're sure you want to open that can of worms."

"Let's face it, Tom. A society that's paying its Frank Sinatras and Johnny Carsons more than its yous and mes is out of whack."

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

'My teacher says that your tax cut favors the rich.'

The Distribution of Wealth in the United States Expressed as Peanut Butter in a Sandwich.

"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."

"Social distancing? That's avoiding the poor people isn't it?"

The unacceptable face of capitalism

"Here's the thing. . . if we give poor people too much, rich people will long longer run the country."

"And to my wife who hated my bellyaching,I leave my ulcer..."

Newly Non-Mega-Rich

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."

The gap between the rich and the poor...

"Are you carrying currency or monetary instruments of $ 10,000 U.S. or foreign equivelant?"

"We've been making record profits and I hear some of it is trickling down to the workers. We need to call a plumber to stop the leak."

'Honesty is the best policy... for the 99%.'