Wealth Redistributor T-Shirts

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."

'Loaves and fishes are SO first-century!'

'The rich get richer, but what do the poor get?'

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

Money mangagement see-saw.

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

"Don't worry, we'll never negotiate with the enemy."

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

'All hail, our economic Overlords!'

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

'The purpose of government is to protect me from him.'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

'My teacher says that your tax cut favors the rich.'

'I try to help when I can.'

The Distribution of Wealth in the United States Expressed as Peanut Butter in a Sandwich.

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

"You have nothing to complain about....your side is growing too!"

"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."

"Here's the thing. . . if we give poor people too much, rich people will long longer run the country."

"And to my wife who hated my bellyaching,I leave my ulcer..."

Economic theory office with two boxes on desk - 'the rich get richer' and 'the poor get poorer'.

First Class Waiting Room

"We've been making record profits and I hear some of it is trickling down to the workers. We need to call a plumber to stop the leak."

'We will take form the middle class and the poor. . . and give it to the rich!'

'Honesty is the best policy... for the 99%.'

Pass It Down Economics...

"Never before have so many owed so much to be few."

'Not bad, but it's pretty messy. What we can do is help you save a nice tidy sum.'

"Income inequality hasn't been given a fair shake."

A homeless man finding €10 outside of a bank

The Real Housewives of Alpha Centauri

"Everything I have, son, I have because your grandfather left it to me. I see now that that was a bad thing."

"It's like this. If the rich have money, they invest. If the poor have money, they eat."