Wealth Distribution Analyst T-Shirts

The Distribution of Wealth in the United States Expressed as Peanut Butter in a Sandwich.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

Poor vs Rich

"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker."

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

'You say voters in many areas can't relate to me?'

"Don't worry, we'll never negotiate with the enemy."

The blue-collar diner for white-collar people...

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

Low standard of living

"It's my birthday. Churn out some hype."

Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!'

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

'All hail, our economic Overlords!'

The Pie Chart of Mystery

"I might not know much about art... but I know what I like."

Homeless / Stately Home Owner. Headline reads; 'Council Tax For Well Off Could Treble!'

'I try to help when I can.'

'My teacher says that your tax cut favors the rich.'

"What did we throw at our problems before we had Money?"

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."

"You have nothing to complain about....your side is growing too!"

"Here's the thing. . . if we give poor people too much, rich people will long longer run the country."

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

Economic theory office with two boxes on desk - 'the rich get richer' and 'the poor get poorer'.

Philosopher King

'If everyone worked harder, they'd all be in the 1%.'

"Bill Gates is giving his fortune away. Putin didn't resond when asked the value of his dacha or yacht."

OFREG/OFRIP

"We've been making record profits and I hear some of it is trickling down to the workers. We need to call a plumber to stop the leak."