Wealth Distribution Analyst Gifts

The Distribution of Wealth in the United States Expressed as Peanut Butter in a Sandwich.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

Poor vs Rich

"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker."

The blue-collar diner for white-collar people...

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

"Don't worry, we'll never negotiate with the enemy."

'You say voters in many areas can't relate to me?'

Low standard of living

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

"It's my birthday. Churn out some hype."

Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!'

The Pie Chart of Mystery

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

'All hail, our economic Overlords!'

Campus. Professor Frump is the most respected faculty member here. All the other professors want to be noticed by him. This semester he's teaching three classes. But for some unknown reason lots of students are dropping the second one. He asked why this is happening. Hoping to impress him, sociology and economics scholars rushed to present him with their theories. I guess he should have been more specific when he questioned with the middle class is disappearing.

"What did we throw at our problems before we had Money?"

'I try to help when I can.'

Homeless / Stately Home Owner. Headline reads; 'Council Tax For Well Off Could Treble!'

"I might not know much about art... but I know what I like."

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

'My teacher says that your tax cut favors the rich.'

"You have nothing to complain about....your side is growing too!"

"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

"Here's the thing. . . if we give poor people too much, rich people will long longer run the country."

Economic theory office with two boxes on desk - 'the rich get richer' and 'the poor get poorer'.

Philosopher King

'If everyone worked harder, they'd all be in the 1%.'

Fat guy being supported by little chap.

"I want to sympathize, but your income is too low to relate."

"Bill Gates is giving his fortune away. Putin didn't resond when asked the value of his dacha or yacht."