Wealth Gap Analyst Gifts

"What he lacks in foreign-policy experience he more than makes up for in money."

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

Homeless / Stately Home Owner. Headline reads; 'Council Tax For Well Off Could Treble!'

Fat guy being supported by little chap.

Low standard of living

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Gee, thanks pal."

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

Oil in Nigeria.

"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker."

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

'You say voters in many areas can't relate to me?'

Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!'

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

"It's my birthday. Churn out some hype."

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

"Is this it? Are we going to spend the rest of our lives flailing around in the growing gap between rich and poor?"

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

'Under our tax reform plan, tax loopholes of the rich would apply to the poor as well!'

Corona Vaccine

The Distribution of Wealth in the United States Expressed as Peanut Butter in a Sandwich.

"You have nothing to complain about....your side is growing too!"

"You know why men die earlier than women? Because they can."

"Interestingly, my half of the glass is full."

"Social distancing? That's avoiding the poor people isn't it?"

"Yo! Check it out"

"but I thought I had another, an older one."

'If everyone worked harder, they'd all be in the 1%.'

"Bill Gates is giving his fortune away. Putin didn't resond when asked the value of his dacha or yacht."

"Seriously! My mother says she remembers when all you could do with a cell phone was make calls."

"Stay right there. I'm practicing poverty distancing."

The gap between the rich and the poor...