Wealth Gap Ponderer Gifts

"You have nothing to complain about....your side is growing too!"

"I've heard a lot about money, and now I'd like to try some."

Misadventure Capitalist

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Gee, thanks pal."

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

Oil in Nigeria.

Low standard of living

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

"Is this it? Are we going to spend the rest of our lives flailing around in the growing gap between rich and poor?"

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

'How rich is too rich?'

Homeless / Stately Home Owner. Headline reads; 'Council Tax For Well Off Could Treble!'

'Under our tax reform plan, tax loopholes of the rich would apply to the poor as well!'

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

Corona Vaccine

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."

"Personally I don't think our salaries are too high - I see them as legitimate compensation for the emotional trauma we suffer due to the public's disdain for our high salaries."

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

"You reach an age where you start to question what you're DOING with your life...."

"We didn't have these cushy escalators when I was a calf. No siree. We had to jump. And I still have the scars to prove it. Wanna see 'em?"

"Interestingly, my half of the glass is full."

"Social distancing? That's avoiding the poor people isn't it?"

'Is it a sin to take Bill Gates' name in vain?'

"The best thing about getting old is YouTube wasn't around when we did really stupid stuff."

"...There was no such thing as ordering it through the interwebs, or whatever the heck you call it."

Greed

"Did you know that people with four-year degrees earn twice as much as people with high school degrees?"