Wealth Ponderer Gifts

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

"Researchers say I'm not happier for being richer, but do you know how much researchers make?"

'I'm feeling a bit blue. Take a few million out of petty cash and buy me some happiness.'

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

Greed

'How rich is too rich?'

"You reach an age where you start to question what you're DOING with your life...."

"I think it was Fitzgerald who wrote, 'The very rich are different from you and me.'"

When the football pro can't fall asleep...

'Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any.'

'No, sorry, money is the root of all evil!'

'...And then I forgot my stupid Swiss bank account number!'

CEOs to the Rescue...'We make about 5000 times more than our workers on average, right? If we made 50 times more, employment and commerce would rise, the economy would be healthy...'

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

All is vanity

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

"When I see these guys in their fifteen-hundred-dollar suits and four-hundred-dollar shoes, I think I'm in the wrong business."

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

business

'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!'

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'