Values Ponderer Gifts

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

'At least I don't have his life.'

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

Artist chained to his drawing.

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

Have you seen my money?

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

"Half full, or half empty? Do you want a positive spin, or a negative spin?"

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Trumped

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"You've got termites."

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.'

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'You have to admire the way Hartley overcame his honesty and integrity to get to the top.'

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

Optimist, Pessimist, Surrealist.