Values Ponderer Prints

God Bless America/Godless America

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

Artist chained to his drawing.

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

Have you seen my money?

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"Half full, or half empty? Do you want a positive spin, or a negative spin?"

Trumped

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"You've got termites."

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

Optimist, Pessimist, Surrealist.

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"