Wealth Gap Examiner Gifts

"Stay right there. I'm practicing poverty distancing."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Gee, thanks pal."

Kritik's Korner

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

"We added it just for the millenials."

Oil in Nigeria.

"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker."

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

Low standard of living

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

"Is this it? Are we going to spend the rest of our lives flailing around in the growing gap between rich and poor?"

The Pie Chart of Mystery

Lemonade/Prune-aid

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

'Income inequality...! You wanna talk about income inequality...?!'

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

'Under our tax reform plan, tax loopholes of the rich would apply to the poor as well!'

Corona Vaccine

'It looks like your pension gap is finally catching up with us!'

"I might not know much about art... but I know what I like."

"That's lovely, dear. Give me a heads-up when manners and intelligence get a little closer."

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

"I'm working on texting my memoirs."

Homeless / Stately Home Owner. Headline reads; 'Council Tax For Well Off Could Treble!'

"I don't know cursive and you don't know emoji. I'd say that makes us even."