Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.
Poverty Gap Ponderer Gifts
Looking for a gift for your creativity-driven friend who contemplates societal challenges? Our collection celebrates the poverty gap ponderer—those thoughtful souls questioning inequality and seeking change. Explore clever, inspiring items perfect for sparking conversation and encouraging awareness on this important issue.
'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'
"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."
'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'
Trumped
"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"
The rich, the poor and the terrorist...
The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich
"Is this it? Are we going to spend the rest of our lives flailing around in the growing gap between rich and poor?"
"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"
'How rich is too rich?'
"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."
"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"
'It's always so sad when they repossess.'
'Jeeves...Jeeves...'
"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."
"Personally I don't think our salaries are too high - I see them as legitimate compensation for the emotional trauma we suffer due to the public's disdain for our high salaries."
"You have nothing to complain about....your side is growing too!"
An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,
Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage
Never Trust Anyone Under Thirty
"Social distancing? That's avoiding the poor people isn't it?"
Filibuster.
Banking
"You reach an age where you start to question what you're DOING with your life...."
'Is it a sin to take Bill Gates' name in vain?'
"We didn't have these cushy escalators when I was a calf. No siree. We had to jump. And I still have the scars to prove it. Wanna see 'em?"
"The best thing about getting old is YouTube wasn't around when we did really stupid stuff."
"...There was no such thing as ordering it through the interwebs, or whatever the heck you call it."
"Did you know that people with four-year degrees earn twice as much as people with high school degrees?"
Greed
"Researchers say I'm not happier for being richer, but do you know how much researchers make?"
I miss the old days...when we worried about the deficit.
"Answer your question? You mean in real time?"
"Hastings- get rid of my lavish life style."
Poverty Gap Ponderer Gifts Collection
Poverty Gap Ponderer Mugs
Explore our mugs collection, where you’ll find designs that speak to the poverty gap ponderer—ideal for starting meaningful conversations with every sip.
Poverty Gap Ponderer Pillows
Discover pillows that reflect the thoughts of the poverty gap ponderer—bring awareness and comfort to their living space with clever, meaningful designs.
Poverty Gap Ponderer Prints
Browse our prints designed for the poverty gap ponderer—art that captures social challenges and sparks engaging discussions in any room.
Poverty Gap Ponderer T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that empower the poverty gap ponderer—wear messages that challenge societal norms and inspire awareness everywhere they go.