Generation Gap Ponderers Gifts

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Kritik's Korner

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

"We added it just for the millenials."

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"I'm your hip replacement."

Lemonade/Prune-aid

"We invented your hair."

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

T-shirts read: 'Rock against racism' ; 'Classical against antisocial behaviour'

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

'They're not reliable.'

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

"I'm working on texting my memoirs."

"That's lovely, dear. Give me a heads-up when manners and intelligence get a little closer."

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."

"I don't know cursive and you don't know emoji. I'd say that makes us even."

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

"Please—no technology questions!"

"You're a veteran, right grandpa? Maybe you can help me with my school report...what was General George Washington really like?"