Generation Gap Explorers Gifts

"Good grief young man! It's two o'clock in the afternoon, why are you still in your pyjamas?"

"Having grown up and gone to school in uneventful times your mother and I both know what you're going through".

It's peaceful around here. Sadie has laryngitis. She lost her voice screaming about how she thinks our generation is totally self-obsessed. It's mean stuff, but sad too. When she can't yell, it makes her less threatening. You're stinky and half-evolved. Nice penmanship.

'My dad is a modern guy, he falls asleep in front of the TV. Grandpa is more old fashioned, he does it at the opera house.'

"A clip round the ear never did ME any harm!"

'The problem with granddad buying hotdogs is we have to hear now cheap they were when he was a kid.'

"K-pop... is that entertainment, a political movement, or a breakfast cereal?"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Kritik's Korner

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"We added it just for the millenials."

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

Lemonade/Prune-aid

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

T-shirts read: 'Rock against racism' ; 'Classical against antisocial behaviour'