Generation Gap Ponderer Gifts

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"I'd like to give you an allowance, but who carries cash anymore?"

"...There was no such thing as ordering it through the interwebs, or whatever the heck you call it."

"The best thing about getting old is YouTube wasn't around when we did really stupid stuff."

"I can't stand Generation ZX-3452. Those entitled brats have no idea how hard we had it growing up."

"Answer your question? You mean in real time?"

"We didn't have these cushy escalators when I was a calf. No siree. We had to jump. And I still have the scars to prove it. Wanna see 'em?"

"It's pretty quiet around here. Didn't Baldo invite some friends over? When I was young, my buddies and I drove my father crazy with all the noise and running around!"

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"So ... is that a Thing now?"

"When I was a kid, a troll was a monster that lived under a bridge."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Kritik's Korner

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

"We added it just for the millenials."

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'