Generational Gap Commentator Gifts

"That's where we smoke the e-cigarettes.'

"-Cold? No, I don't feel the cold like you young wimps!"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

'They're not reliable.'

T-shirts read: 'Rock against racism' ; 'Classical against antisocial behaviour'

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."

"Please—no technology questions!"

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

Never Trust Anyone Under Thirty

"We didn't have these cushy escalators when I was a calf. No siree. We had to jump. And I still have the scars to prove it. Wanna see 'em?"

Baby boomers anthem.

Social Media Explained By Ginny Root 3rd Grade.

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

"Ask Sadie advice hour! What's your problem?!" "Being a high school student is literally killing me! I sit all day at school, and sit all evening doing my homework." "Stop yer sniveling!!! Every student since the beginning of time has had to deal with this problem." "Yes, you're sitting all day. But like any other teenager, you should be burning thousands of calories anyway." "The eye-rolling alone should burn up to 473 calories per hour. Pick up the pace, slacker!!!"

"Yo! Check it out"

'Did they have history when you were my age?'