Generation Gap Navigator Gifts

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

"You don't get it, Daddy, because they're not targeting you."

'My credit card number is none of their beeswax!'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"XYZ PDQ?" LOL, you old people are so funny when you try to talk like a text!

'Young man! I'm not urban, and I'm certainly not an animal.'

'Listen Mum and Dad, an 'Outing' used to mean a family picnic but it has a different meaning nowadays...'

'How about this? I'll tell you what's trending on wall street if you tell me what's trending on social media?'

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"I'm finally banned from the social media platform for 30 days...what luck! My kids have already called me old and stuffy!"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Kritik's Korner

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

"We added it just for the millenials."

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

Lemonade/Prune-aid

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."