Generation Explorers Gifts

'And what kind of miserable creature are you going to be when you grow up?'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

A boy acting suspiciously

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Fossil hunting

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

Pubertry

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"This is it? No video?"

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

'Please try to understand...I appreciate all that you have done for me and I love you both very much...But, I must try to find my biological parents.'

You know you're middle aged...

"I miss the days when my doctor was older than me!"

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

'He's at the age where he's too old to be cute and too young be sensible!'

'If these are the best years, can you imagine the crap that's coming?'

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

"Lab-grown?"

"K-pop... is that entertainment, a political movement, or a breakfast cereal?"

"Having grown up and gone to school in uneventful times your mother and I both know what you're going through".

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

'Are we there yet?'