Coming-of-age Explorers Gifts

Pubertry

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

A boy acting suspiciously

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

The Desert Island Package

Fossil hunting

"This is it? No video?"

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

Planet of the Ants

The Shy Nudist Camp.

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

'In denial and loving it!'

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

"This place is okay, but it's nothing to text home about."

Driver being taught by impatient parent

"My mom says I'll behaving a growing spurt, so I'll grow into these clothes soon."

"I miss the days when my doctor was older than me!"

You know you're middle aged...

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

'He's at the age where he's too old to be cute and too young be sensible!'

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

Father gives son luggage for his 18th birthday.

'Are we there yet?'

'Lost youth, next window down.'

Bear with unicycle on his car.

'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'

"Honey, Grandma's face is not a touch screen."

"Could you please crank the handle? I can't get a phone signal in here."

"Don't ask your parents about the birds and bees."