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Pubertry

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

A boy acting suspiciously

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

The Desert Island Package

Fossil hunting

"This is it? No video?"

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

The Shy Nudist Camp.

Planet of the Ants

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

'In denial and loving it!'

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

"My mom says I'll behaving a growing spurt, so I'll grow into these clothes soon."

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

Driver being taught by impatient parent

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

"This place is okay, but it's nothing to text home about."

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

You know you're middle aged...

"I miss the days when my doctor was older than me!"

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

There's some guy in the caf

'He's at the age where he's too old to be cute and too young be sensible!'

Father gives son luggage for his 18th birthday.

'Are we there yet?'

'Lost youth, next window down.'

Bear with unicycle on his car.

"Honey, Grandma's face is not a touch screen."

'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'

"Don't ask your parents about the birds and bees."