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'Do you think she's too young for me?'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

A boy acting suspiciously

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

The Desert Island Package

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

Fossil hunting

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

You're only young once but apparently there's no limit on childish. (Published originally on January 15, 2008.)

Pubertry

"This is it? No video?"

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

"Would you want to drink from a fountain of youth?" "I'd settle for a fountain of middle age."

"I'm sorry, but you've had it up to here."

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

Home for Seniors.

'In denial and loving it!'

"You look good for your age."

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

"Dear, I'm at that age where things are finally starting to click for me!"

Retirement Age