Age Difference Explorers Mugs

'Do you think she's too young for me?'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

A boy acting suspiciously

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

The Desert Island Package

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

Fossil hunting

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

"This is it? No video?"

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

Pubertry

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

"I'm sorry, but you've had it up to here."

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

"Would you want to drink from a fountain of youth?" "I'd settle for a fountain of middle age."

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

"You look good for your age."

'In denial and loving it!'

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

Retirement Age

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

"Dear, I'm at that age where things are finally starting to click for me!"

"My mom says I'll behaving a growing spurt, so I'll grow into these clothes soon."