Global Explorers Gifts

"Mom - what the hell was the jet set?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Horror movies

High-gravity baseball

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Boat wedding.

Travelling

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Introducing Piza Island.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Airport

Greece

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

"They were built during a pandemic."

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."