Universal Explorers Gifts

High-gravity baseball

Big Bang Theory.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Slinky Cow World

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Giant Monster in Bath

A man looks up at the earth

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

The Big Tipper

Beyond the known and the unknown.

Emergency exit into Space

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Space exploration"

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"City kids."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."