Universal Explorers Pillows

High-gravity baseball

Big Bang Theory.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Slinky Cow World

Giant Monster in Bath

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

A man looks up at the earth

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

The Big Tipper

Emergency exit into Space

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Space exploration"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"City kids."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."