University Explorers Pillows

Take It From Me: Who Uses Your Bathroom Is So Not a Big Deal

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Boy and girl at thier studies

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

High-gravity baseball

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Giant Monster in Bath

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"City kids."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Sidewalk Ballet

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

A man sitting in the grass reading

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'