Underworld Explorers Gifts

Descent into Hell.

"Look - I've definitely got a heat rash..!"

"The 'Ex' huh?"

High-gravity baseball

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Naked Mole Rat

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

Going Down?

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Jacques Cousteau.

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

Deep Sea Diver Serenades a Mermaid.

Starbucks Siren

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."