Underworld Adventurer Gifts

'I feel like hell...and how are you today?'

River Styx...No Fishing

"I thought I knew Venice quite well, but I don't recognise any of this at all."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

How am I abducting?

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Going Down?

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Guide fish.

Octopus on Keys.

Airplane Fish

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Astronaut

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

Octopus holding a balloon with the number eight

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Pub Kendo.

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Happy Valentine's Day.

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