Underworld Navigator Gifts

The Ferry

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Barcode Dreams

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Naked Mole Rat

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Going Down?

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Getting Rid of the Cure

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

Jacques Cousteau.

A dream of consequence

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."