Underworld Navigator T-Shirts

The Ferry

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Barcode Dreams

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"You two seem oddly suited."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Naked Mole Rat

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Going Down?

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

Getting Rid of the Cure

A dream of consequence

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

You will awake to discover a dream come true.