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'We're interested in taking out a franchise.'

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

"Yep! - Your boiler's definitely on the blink..."

'Damn tourists!'

'Apparently, your attorney knew more than you do. The Lombino family had him shot this morning.'

"I'm about ready to just say 'the hell with it'!!"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Fish snorkling above water.

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Going Down?

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

Rainbow/Horizon

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

On board the MS Hepatology

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

'Well that's certainly new!'

Did life reach Earth from outer space?