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"Intern."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Ghost School.

bird interprets modern art

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Sunbathers.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Monster Baseball

Meowlzebub

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Moon

Prisoner still life painting.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

Fear of Flying Seminar

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"It's a great work!"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."