Underworld Admirer Gifts

"Intern."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Ghost School.

bird interprets modern art

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Sunbathers.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Meowlzebub

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

Moon

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Monster Baseball

Prisoner still life painting.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Balloon animals $5.00"

Fear of Flying Seminar

'Picasso'