Universe Admirer Gifts

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

'YOU ARE HERE'

God Creating the Universe...

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

"Living in space makes you grow taller."

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Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Meowlzebub

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Fear of Flying Seminar

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"I knew it!"

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

Robot replaces human work

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

'Well that's certainly new!'

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

Did life reach Earth from outer space?

First attempt at the Big Bang