Universe Admirer Prints

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

'YOU ARE HERE'

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Meowlzebub

Fear of Flying Seminar

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Robot replaces human work

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

'Well that's certainly new!'

Did life reach Earth from outer space?

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

New Images from Hubble

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Space: Property of No-One

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"How the hell are we supposed to evolve if they keep pushing us back in?!"