Universe Aficionado Prints

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Head over Hooves

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Graduation Speech.

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

The Big Tipper

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"God, I HATE this planet..!"