Universe Aficionado Gifts

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

That's a very impressive nova! Yes, it's a stellar performance!

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Head over Hooves

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Getting to Know You

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Graduation Speech.

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

The Big Tipper

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'