Universe Admirers Gifts

'Looking into the vastness of space makes me realize how insignificant you are.'

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"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Standings: Milky Way Conference

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Robot replaces human work

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

'Well that's certainly new!'

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

Did life reach Earth from outer space?

New Images from Hubble

Space: Property of No-One

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

'Now watch and listen!'

The Big Bang

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"