Universe Admirers Gifts

'Looking into the vastness of space makes me realize how insignificant you are.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

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"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

God Creating the Universe...

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Robot replaces human work

"I knew it!"

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

'Well that's certainly new!'

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

First attempt at the Big Bang

Did life reach Earth from outer space?

'Now watch and listen!'

New Images from Hubble

Space: Property of No-One

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

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The Big Bang

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

And the whole thing is controlled by this single "universal" remote!