Cosmic Admirer Gifts

Shadow

"What is it with you and dinosaurs?"

Astronomy Museum. Jupiter. Next week: Mars. This model spins just like the real thing. And we change the planet displayed every week. Rotating exhibits!

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

The star hunters

"All we have left is standing room only."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

The Big Tipper

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

Save Mars

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"It could never work between us."

We're With Stupid

Moon and Star

Astronaut

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

God Creating the Universe...

Stephen Hawking

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

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