Curiosity Aficionado Gifts

Grand show of prize vegetarians.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Graduation Speech.

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"And you need to know this why?"

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

Galilei Galileo.

Entomology Reference

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months.

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'Amazing, Holmes! That's the eighth time in a row you've gotten the 'dud'!'

"Who's the artist?"

Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz