Curiosity Lovers Gifts

Little Free Conspiracy Theories

At the Museum

Thinking Gears

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

The discovery of electricity...

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Eureka!

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"And you need to know this why?"

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Ostrich Curoisities

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"We're here, Harry."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'