Curiosity Fanatic Gifts

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

At the Museum

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Thinking Gears

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

The discovery of electricity...

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Eureka!

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"And you need to know this why?"

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."