Childhood Curiosity Fan Gifts

"Are we nearly there yet?"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"So, what do you do for play?"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

"Who's the artist?"

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

The successful rubbernecker...

"Are they called 'x-rays' because the alphabet wasn't finished when they were invented?"

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"I wonder what this was for."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

"What happened to what cat?"

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

'Who are you and what do you want?'

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

Knight of the sandcastle.

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"Mr. Johnson always brings a sense of wonder to science class. I'm always wondering what he's talking about."

Winnie Hits Pooberty

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."