Curiosity Fan Gifts

Bi-Curious George

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

"And you need to know this why?"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

String Theory for Beginners.

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Entomology Reference

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

"Who's the artist?"

'What happens after the end of time?'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

"I wonder what this was for."

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"