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Bi-Curious George

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

"And you need to know this why?"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

Entomology Reference

String Theory for Beginners.

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"Are they called 'x-rays' because the alphabet wasn't finished when they were invented?"

'What happens after the end of time?'

The successful rubbernecker...

"Who's the artist?"

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

"I wonder what this was for."

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"