Curiosity Fanatic T-Shirts

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

At the Museum

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Thinking Gears

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

The discovery of electricity...

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Eureka!

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

"And you need to know this why?"

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'