Curiosity Aficionados Gifts

What about curiosity?

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"And you need to know this why?"

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

Entomology Reference

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"Well, we got the grant."

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

"Who's the artist?"

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"To return to normal height professor, we simply: 1. Switch on The Nano-Ray. 2. Find the Plug; 3. Insert it..."

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

Albert Einstein Tells A Joke. . .

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

Rats in a laboratory labelled: 'Test, Control, Pet.'